ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
what day is it and did you see me today?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
worst night to have a conscience
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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