She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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