Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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