oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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