I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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