Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Randomize
