He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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