I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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