Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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