Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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