Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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