If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
