I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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