I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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