even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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