After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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