have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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