Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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