I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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