Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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