he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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