Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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