I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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