therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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