mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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