Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
