Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm passing your future prison.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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