I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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