I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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