C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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