I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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