AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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