Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Randomize
