so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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