I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My life is pants optional.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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