TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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