is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Are we still banned from the library?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
