He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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