Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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