she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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