history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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