if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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