Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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