you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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