am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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