Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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