she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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