Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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