I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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