Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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