What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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