Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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