I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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