Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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