Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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