his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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