i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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